All I can think of is "Why is that man putting a tampon in his mouth?"
Doesn't it look just like a tampon?
Can you imagine?
Man: Honey, I need a cigarette so bad. Quitting smoking is just so hard.
Wife: I heard that keeping something in your mouth really helps.
Man: Really? That could work. I don't have anything...
Wife: Oooh! I know. Let me see... (Rummages in purse) Here!
(Hands husband a tampon.)
Man: Well... I was thinking more along the lines of a sucker. But... a tampon would work. I guess. Should I take out the cotton part?
4 witty comment(s):
Amen!
Holy cow--it does look like a tampon! Yikes... Maybe you should send the Nicorette people a picture of that side-by-side comparison. Too funny!
very true and you make me laugh, so thx! also, would you be a doll and tell me how you get your cute signature at the bottom of your posts and make your title fonts different? i want to change mine bad!
Thanks for sharing your tutorials with me. I really want to change up my blog but I definitely need some step by step help in order to do it. I am glad you were able to get some ideas on books. I will look into the Hollows series. I love that sort of genre.
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