All I can think of is "Why is that man putting a tampon in his mouth?"
Doesn't it look just like a tampon?


Can you imagine?
Man: Honey, I need a cigarette so bad. Quitting smoking is just so hard.
Wife: I heard that keeping something in your mouth really helps.
Man: Really? That could work. I don't have anything...
Wife: Oooh! I know. Let me see... (Rummages in purse) Here!
(Hands husband a tampon.)
Man: Well... I was thinking more along the lines of a sucker. But... a tampon would work. I guess. Should I take out the cotton part?
