Parting Ways

It had to happen. I'd been putting it off for far too long. I loved you. I still love you. But you are not good for me. It's hard to imagine my life without you, but I know that it's something I just have to do. We have to break up.

You know things haven't been well with us at home. Ever since the "other man" left me in December, it hasn't been the same. I feel a hole in my life without him, and he won't be coming back until September. There's just no point to "us" without him. I don't want to hurt you, but there are millions of other women out there for you.
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Anyways... you're much too expensive. I mean, we only get basic cable and I feel like you're way, way overpriced. Compared with American cable... Well, let's face it. You can't compare with American cable. You have to steal most of their shows and channels.

So, goodbye. I can't say that I won't miss you. But I'll only miss you because I'm often incredibly bored.